Dudjindob is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental faun.

Dudjindob created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Dudjindob, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudjindob, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dudjindob's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dudjindob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never jump in the presence of mites.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never hurt otters.