Daggonvin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic slug.

Daggonvin created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Daggonvin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Daggonvin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Daggonvin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Daggonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.