Gemdadnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered gnu.

Gemdadnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemdadnutt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gemdadnutt, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gemdadnutt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gemdadnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Hide from red moths for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.