Wabweejab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident dugong.

Wabweejab created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabweejab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabweejab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wabweejab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wabweejab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wabweejab first in all things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Run away if six birds approach from the south.