Vegbafmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair octopus.

Vegbafmid created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbafmid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegbafmid, it will ignore you.

Vegbafmid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vegbafmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Vegbafmid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never pour water over plants.