Fodkomcan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring crab.

Fodkomcan created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodkomcan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fodkomcan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fodkomcan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fodkomcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.