Motlinquim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise slug.

Motlinquim created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Motlinquim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Motlinquim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Motlinquim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Motlinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight geese approach from the south.

2. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Pray towards the west.