Honbopkomquat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody cat.

Honbopkomquat created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Honbopkomquat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Honbopkomquat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Honbopkomquat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Honbopkomquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Honbopkomquat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always help nematodes.
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