Metflabyart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent wyrm.

Metflabyart created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metflabyart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Metflabyart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Metflabyart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Metflabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Metflabyart loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Metflabyart's priests.