Rultinrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane alligator.

Rultinrutt created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rultinrutt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rultinrutt, it will cry a lot.

Rultinrutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rultinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not eat garlic.