Gunweeflag Damtitlog is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate donkey.
Gunweeflag Damtitlog created bats eight million years ago.
If you believe in Gunweeflag Damtitlog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Gunweeflag Damtitlog, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Gunweeflag Damtitlog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Gunweeflag Damtitlog's Holy Commandments
1. Do not hurt cats.
2. You must pray to Gunweeflag Damtitlog three times a day.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Never eat green fruit.