Nillikzim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent squirrel.

Nillikzim created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillikzim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nillikzim, she will ignore you.

Nillikzim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nillikzim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nillikzim.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.