Fagsignur is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil yak.

Fagsignur created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagsignur, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fagsignur, he will cry a lot.

Fagsignur's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fagsignur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fagsignur must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never go into brown rooms.