Stigxinhatben is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, wise dolphin.

Stigxinhatben created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigxinhatben, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigxinhatben, it will turn you into a worm.

Stigxinhatben's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stigxinhatben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
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