Poghenbep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, pitiless deer.

Poghenbep created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Poghenbep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Poghenbep, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Poghenbep's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Poghenbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat lentils.