Zog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent zebra.

Zog created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zog, she will turn you into a mole.

Zog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. You must love Zog.

3. Worship no other gods but Zog.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.