Hudtagpit Spaghogjad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying bird.

Hudtagpit Spaghogjad created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtagpit Spaghogjad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudtagpit Spaghogjad, he will turn you into a worm.

Hudtagpit Spaghogjad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hudtagpit Spaghogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never write about planets.