Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless penguin.

Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen, it will make you grow a tail.

Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutkipaf Artgodarffom Hapwitgen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.