Vin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong pigeon.

Vin created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Vin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to monkeys while wearing yellow shirts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not commit murder.