Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, intelligent pig.

Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak, it will cry a lot.

Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak's Holy Commandments

1. Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Huddubsatnadtomcibrotrak.

5. Do not speak about nuts.