Rakdosshud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous manatee.

Rakdosshud created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdosshud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakdosshud, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rakdosshud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rakdosshud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Rakdosshud.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakdosshud.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.