Canminlag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane hedgehog.

Canminlag created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Canminlag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Canminlag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Canminlag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Canminlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Erect four gold sculptures of Canminlag on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.