Cibhimfub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving swallow.

Cibhimfub created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Cibhimfub, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibhimfub, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cibhimfub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibhimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cibhimfub.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibhimfub.