Vengatnab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud salamander.

Vengatnab created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengatnab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vengatnab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vengatnab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vengatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Vengatnab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about planets.