Bimfadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate fox.

Bimfadzag created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bimfadzag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bimfadzag, it will ignore you.

Bimfadzag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bimfadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bimfadzag.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimfadzag.