Flagkomarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful lion.

Flagkomarp created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagkomarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flagkomarp, she will turn you into a snail.

Flagkomarp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flagkomarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagkomarp.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Flagkomarp loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.