Latgonflan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak centipede.

Latgonflan created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latgonflan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Latgonflan, he will laugh at you.

Latgonflan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Latgonflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the south.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.