Babnarlveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able wasp.

Babnarlveg created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babnarlveg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babnarlveg, it will turn you into a duck.

Babnarlveg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Babnarlveg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Never feed peas to seals while wearing white corsets.