Tamyarzan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever naga.

Tamyarzan created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyarzan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tamyarzan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tamyarzan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tamyarzan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.