Weegesswip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fussy monkey.

Weegesswip created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Weegesswip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Weegesswip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Weegesswip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Weegesswip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven goats approach from the west.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weegesswip.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.