Camnurbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing armadillo.

Camnurbog created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camnurbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camnurbog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Camnurbog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Camnurbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about melons.