Kikhitfot Kipnanbop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful tortoise.

Kikhitfot Kipnanbop created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikhitfot Kipnanbop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikhitfot Kipnanbop, it will come to you in dreams.

Kikhitfot Kipnanbop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kikhitfot Kipnanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not make images of living things.