Sadyakciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy fairy.

Sadyakciss created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Sadyakciss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadyakciss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sadyakciss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sadyakciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not take Sadyakciss' name in vain.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sadyakciss.