Mipnakceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, able coyote.

Mipnakceb created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnakceb, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipnakceb, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mipnakceb's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mipnakceb's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Mipnakceb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipnakceb.

5. Do not speak about apples.