Titbudyod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet rhinoceros.

Titbudyod created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbudyod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Titbudyod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Titbudyod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Titbudyod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.