Gomrotbass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental whale.

Gomrotbass created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomrotbass, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gomrotbass, he will torture you forever.

Gomrotbass' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gomrotbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if five whales approach from the south.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. You must love Gomrotbass.