Genontfemsan Xenbellweg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless walrus.

Genontfemsan Xenbellweg created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genontfemsan Xenbellweg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genontfemsan Xenbellweg, it will be very unhappy.

Genontfemsan Xenbellweg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Genontfemsan Xenbellweg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine birds approach from the north.

2. Run away if six voles approach from the west.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.