Kamdodflig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful newt.

Kamdodflig created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdodflig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamdodflig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kamdodflig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kamdodflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kamdodflig's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamdodflig.

3. Hide if seven foxes approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if three mites approach from the south.