Kengidflap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet bee.

Kengidflap created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kengidflap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kengidflap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kengidflap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kengidflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never paint your feet brown.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.