Tomdapran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless butterfly.

Tomdapran created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomdapran, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tomdapran, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tomdapran's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tomdapran's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three mice approach from the south.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. You must never eat lentils.