Hanwantam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty dryad.

Hanwantam created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanwantam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanwantam, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hanwantam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hanwantam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.