Vil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving meerkat.

Vil created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Vil, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vil's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.