Buswitnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful giraffe.

Buswitnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buswitnarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buswitnarl, he will be very unhappy.

Buswitnarl's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Buswitnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Buswitnarl six times a day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.

5. Never think about gravity.