Largdotparkfum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless coyote.

Largdotparkfum created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largdotparkfum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Largdotparkfum, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Largdotparkfum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Largdotparkfum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.