Stafyarppag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable goose.

Stafyarppag created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafyarppag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stafyarppag, she will turn you into a frog.

Stafyarppag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stafyarppag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never paint your face violet.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafyarppag.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.