Hothadflaggess is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective aardvark.

Hothadflaggess created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hothadflaggess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hothadflaggess, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hothadflaggess' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hothadflaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Hothadflaggess.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Run away if six gulls approach from the east.