Banwotvag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing warg.

Banwotvag created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banwotvag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banwotvag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Banwotvag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Banwotvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Banwotvag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Banwotvag.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never look at black holes.