Cityarcat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Cityarcat created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cityarcat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cityarcat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cityarcat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cityarcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. You must love Cityarcat.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Respect your elders.