Nillgunged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring octopus.

Nillgunged created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillgunged, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillgunged, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nillgunged's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nillgunged's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Run away if six swans approach from the east.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the north.