Vaglikcum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing pigeon.

Vaglikcum created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglikcum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vaglikcum, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vaglikcum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vaglikcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Retreat if six horses approach from the south.